Craigslist sexiest ads

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Craigslist sexiest ads

Subscriber active since. Mashable noted a great example from freelance advertising copywriter, Ryan Kutscher, who wrote this passionate, word ad for a beaten-up, year-old bicycle that begins, "Grab a paper bag, breathe into it and calm your ass down.

Craigslist sexiest ads

You're hyperventilating because you ain't never seen a deal like this before By the time you arrive at the final line, "Now buy this bitchin' ass bike," you can't imagine doing anything but. Here are some more awe-inspiring Craigslist. At first glance, Kim Ridley's pics of model Lexxa, 20, standing legs splayed — with the car on view in the distance between her thighs — look like many CraigsList that use sex to sell. Until you learn that Kim is Lexxa's father.

Craigslist sexiest ads

And, as we noted last yearthat he's not apologizing for his photos. As we noted last year, this ad begins: " These clubs have been with me since high schoolforty pounds ago, when the world was my oyster, But by the time you're done reading Marc T.

It is the most passionate, overwrought, honest and funny ad for golf clubs you will ever read:. I met her eleven years ago when I was sixteen and had a stomach that no one who knows me now would believe, ripped like a little Rambo. World globe An icon of the world globe, indicating different international options. Get the Insider App. A leading-edge research firm focused on digital transformation. Free subscriber-exclusive audiobook! Redeem your free audiobook. US Markets Loading H M S In the news. Judith Grey.

Craigslist sexiest ads

This multi- collage for a Toyota Camry rivalled the Bayeux Tapestry in the scale of its ambition. Scroll down This sexy father-daughter car ad will turn your stomach.

Craigslist sexiest ads

This seller wanted neurosurgery to remove an "egg-sized brain cyst" in exchange for a Mustang. Conveniently, the exact location of the cyst was provided.

Craigslist sexiest ads

These second-hand golf clubs have lived the American Dream. Who doesn't want a soft Italian leather super comfy sofa? How hungry are you for pizza right now? This "gently chewed" piece of Stride gum was described as "Lots of flavor left, tastes just like NEW! Do you need a footstool? A butt-shaped pumpkin: "You can hold it up to your butt in pictures and it looks like you have a pumpkin for a butt. This man sold 15 used Snuggies by demonstrating how snuggly they are, despite the fact that the owners may have died in them.

Craigslist sexiest ads

This partially eaten coffee cake was advertised with full transparency. Seller was careful to note Tupperware not included. Want some more weird advertising? Loading Something is loading. address.

Craigslist sexiest ads

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This is the sexiest Craigslist ad in Modern Language Association history